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The Mechanical Contrivium: Enzo
- Enzoology is the study of Enzo!
- The horns of Enzo are made entirely from hair!
- The patron saint of Enzo is Saint Eugenie.
- Enzo is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Enzo.
- Enzo is worth his weight in gold - literally!
- In Japan, Enzo can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Enzo.
- Enzo is the world's tallest woman.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Enzo.
1 Comments:
At 11:57 PM, Unknown said…
Enzoology is a registered trademark of a kid's science program. Would you you mind removing this post to avoid confusion?
See the show here: www.enzoology.com
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